The One With The Free Porn
The One With The Free Porn
Story by Mark J. Kunerth
Teleplay by Richard Goodman
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
417 免费成人电影
乔伊和钱德无意中调出成人电影频道。
莫妮卡催促罗斯在艾米丽离开美国前向她表白。不过事情并不顺利，艾米丽另有男人。
罗斯飞往伦敦向艾米丽示爱，而艾米丽却正飞回美国，想告诉罗斯她选择和他在一起。
菲比发现自己怀的是三胞胎。
小弗兰克决心从“冰箱大学”辍学并找工作；菲比不想让弟弟放弃“梦想”，所以想办法搞钱。
4.17 The One With The Free Porn
Joey and
Monica urges Ross to express his true feelings to Emily before she leaves the country, but things don’t go as well as expected–it turns out there’s another man.
Ross goes to
Phoebe finds out she’s carrying triplets;
Frank, Jr. considers dropping out of refrigerator college to get a job;
Phoebe tries to come up with ways to make money so he won’t have to give up his “dream.”
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm,
Mr. Treeger: Ohhh, man!!
Joey: (coming in from his bedroom) What is that?
snake v.蜿蜒前进 <美口>拖 拉/shower drain n.淋浴下水管道
Mr. Treeger: What in the name of hell?
in the name of adv.以…的名义 凭
Joey: Maybe he found you flip-flop.
flip-flop <口>啪嗒啪嗒的响声(或动作) 夹脚拖鞋
(Joey sits down and changes the channel, and we see two people making out.)
Joey: Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I must’ve hit something on the remote.
porn <俚>(=pornography) 色情描写 黄片
Joey: No, we didn’t even pay our cable bill—maybe this is how they punish us.
cable bill n.有线电视费
Joey: Maybe we shouldn’t pay our gas bill? (Stops and thinks about what he just said.)
gas bill n.煤气费
Mr. Treeger: (coming in from the bathroom) Whoa, hey, that lady’s all kinds of naked.
Mr. Treeger: Yeah, it happened to me once. I was just flipping through the channels and bam! It was like finding money.
flip through <口>浏览
Mr. Treeger: Then I made the mistake of turning off the TV, I never got it back again. And I’m sad. (Exits.)
Joey: (to
OPENING CREDITS
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm,
Rachel: All right, y’know what, come on, do we really have to watch this while we eat? (She makes a move for the remote.)
make a move v.走一步
Joey and
Joey: Yeah, so no one touches the remote. And no one touches the TV!
Joey: Imagine a protective porn bubble if you will, okay?
protective bubble n.保护泡
Monica: Well at least, I’m going to mute it.
mute vt. 消除(声音) 减轻(声音)
Joey and
tentatively ad.试验性地 暂时地
Joey: Hey.
Phoebe: (entering, carrying her massage table) Hi!
massage table
Monica: Hi!
Rachel: Honey, what are you doing? That’s too heavy.
Phoebe: Yeah.
Rachel: Give it here. (She takes the table.) Oh, God. (And gives it to Monica right away.)
Monica: Okay.
Phoebe: Ohh, I’m getting too pregnant for this, lugging around a stupid massage table. Y’know, I have to find a job where I carrying a smaller table. (She goes over and stands in front of the TV.)
lug v.(用力)拖 拉
Phoebe: You mean like a doctor?
Joey: Pheebs! You’re blocking the porn! Look out!
Phoebe: Ohh! (She moves.) Oh my. Oh, that reminds me, I have to see my OB-GYN today.
OB-GYN：怀孕的菲比说她要去看OB-GYN，OB是Obstetrician(产科医生)的简称，GYN是Gynecologist(妇科医生)的简称，合起来就是妇产科医生。
[Scene:
Ross: Hi.
Monica: Hi.
Ross: So uh, Emily just went to the airport.
Monica: Oh. Why didn’t you take her?
Ross: Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And y’know, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so…
Monica: You must feel horrible. Hey! The guys have free porn!
Ross: (Thinks about it.) Nah.
Nah <美俚>=no
Monica: Hey, cheer up! You’re gonna see her again, right?
Ross: Well I, that’s the thing, I don’t know! I mean, whenever I brought it up with her she said, (In a British accent.) “This is so fantastic! Why do we have to talk about the future? Let’s just enjoy…”
bring sth up with sb向某人提起某事
Monica: (interrupting him) No-no-no, don’t-don’t do the accent. It really bums me out
bum out<英俚>失望 使……恼怒 彻底失败
Ross: Emily said I was pretty good.
Monica: Well, that’s someone you should hang on to.You’ve got to see her again.
hang on to v.紧紧握住
Ross: And why do you care so much?
Monica: Because! You could get to live out my fantasy!
live out v.活过(某一段时间)
Ross: You had fantasies about Emily?
Monica: No! Y’know, the fantasy! Meet someone from a strange land, fall in madly love, and spend the rest of your lives together.
Ross: Is that why in junior high you were the only one that hung out with that Ukrainian kid?
Monica: Yeah that, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything!
sour cream n.酸奶油
Ross: Ahh.
Monica: Do you love her?
Ross: We said it was only going to be two weeks, y’know?
Monica: You love her!
Ross: What-what is love really?
Monica: Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. You’re probably just gonna catch her just as she’s about to go to the gate. You’re gonna call out her name and say, “I love you!” And she’s gonna say, “I love you, too!” And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.
call out v.大声叫唤
Ross: I am a good kisser.
Monica: Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in… (Ross looks at her.) I’ve been watching too much porn.
cockpit n.(飞机 小艇 赛车等的)驾驶员座舱/stewardess n.(客机 轮船)女服务员
stewardess
[Scene:
ultrasound n.超声波
Rachel: Is that the heartbeat?
heartbeat n.心跳
The Doctor: That’s it.
Phoebe: Oh my God!
Rachel: Oh wow! This is so cool.
(The heartbeat changes, and we hear a different one.)
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
multiple birth n.多生
Phoebe: Why don’t take care of this one, and should I get pregnant again, I’ll hold onto your card, okay?
The Doctor: No, I’m getting three separate heartbeats.
Phoebe: Three? You guys were worried I wouldn’t even have one!
The Doctor: Doctors are wrong all the time.
Phoebe: Well, yeah.
Rachel: Well, so, are-are you sure that there are three?!
The Doctor: Definitely. (Points out each head on the ultrasound.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months I’m going to have three full grown babies just walkin’around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And it’s gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!
log ride是游乐场里的“激流勇进”，小孩就像木桶船似的一个一个冲出来
The Doctor: Actually, giving birth to three babies isn’t that different from giving birth to one.
give birth to v.生(产)
Phoebe: What do you know?!Have you ever had triplets?
triplets n. (常复数)三胞胎
The Doctor: No. I’m sorry, I haven’t.
Phoebe: I’m going to use this a lot.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news.]
Phoebe: Ooh! Hi!
Phoebe: Oh well, okay, hey, y’know how when you’re umm, you’re walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, “Oh, that’s nice?”
in a row adv.成一排 连续
Frank: Yes.
Phoebe: Okay, yeah well, good news, you’re going to have three babies.
Frank: I finally got my band!
Phoebe: Oh God, I’m so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
freaked<俚>get nervous
Frank: Why would we be freaked?
Phoebe: No, no maybe ‘cause it’s harder to raise them, and the added expense, and…
Frank: (They’re less than happy now) Oh.
be less than happy 开心不起来
Phoebe: No, back to happy. Back to happy!
sweatshop n.血汗工厂 剥削劳力的工厂(工资低 工时长 工作环境恶劣的工厂)
baby clothes
Frank: Yeah, I’ve been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
ever since adv.从那时到现在/drop out of v.不参与 退出
Phoebe: No you can’t quit college! No! You’re in college? Really?
Frank: Yeah, refrigerator college.
refrigerator n.电冰箱
Frank: Yeah, y’know when we found out we were going to have a baby, y’know I figured y’know like I should y’know have like a career—and I love refrigerators!
Phoebe: You can’t give up on your dream.
Frank: No, it’s okay. We’re-we’re gonna have three kids! And that’s-that’s a different kind of dream. Three kids and no money.
[Scene: The airport, Emily is getting ready to board her flight to
board vt. 上(船 飞机等)
Ticket Agent: (On the P.A.) This is the boarding call for Flight 009.
Ross: Emily! (Runs up.)
Emily: Oh my God! What are you doing here? (They hug)
Ross: I just, I had to see you one more time before you took-off.
Emily: You are so sweet. (They kiss.)
Ross: That’s, that’s, that’s a big candy bar. (She’s holding one of those huge Toblerone bars.) I had the most amazing time with you.
Candy bar n.单独包装的块状糖
Toblerone bars
Emily: Me too.
Ticket Agent: This is the final boarding call for Flight 009.
Emily: Well, that’ me. (They kiss again.) Here, have this. (She gives him the candy bar.) I’m only allowed one piece of carryon anyway. (She starts towards the jetway.)
carryon n.可随身携带的物品/jetway n.登机通道
Ross: (stops her) Wait uh, listen. I-I, I have to tell you something. Umm, I’ve been thinking, I’m just gonna come out and say it. Okay? I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you.
come out and say v.直说
Emily: Oh. (She’s shocked and hugs him.) Thank you. (She boards the plane.)
Ross: That’s no problem.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm,
Rachel: What’s that song? It has been in my head all day long.
all day long adv.整天
theme <音乐>主题 主题曲 主旋律/hump v.(使)隆起 弓起<俚> the act of rubbing on or against another person’s body.
Good Will Humping：莫尼卡公寓里的电视出现了免费的色情节目，钱德勒和乔伊就不许别人关掉，生怕节目从此就没有了。结果瑞秋和莫尼卡也被迫耳濡目染。最后瑞秋哼了一首歌，却不知道从哪里来的。钱德勒告诉她：这是从“善意做爱(Good Will Humping)”一片中听来的主题曲。这显然是名字取得和奥斯卡名片《心灵捕手(Good Will Hunting)》很像的一部色情片。
Rachel: Y’know who doesn’t even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend Joshua.
Joey: Yeah right.
Rachel: No, he told me. He prefers to leave certain things to the imagination.
corny adj.粗俗的 粗野的
Rachel: Yes!
Joey: Yeah, he likes porn.
(Rachel starts to leave.)
Monica: Where’re ya going?
Rachel: I’m going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!
skinny adj.皮包骨的 极瘦的
Phoebe: Hey.
Joey: Hey!
Monica: How did it go with Frank and Alice?
Phoebe: Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you (Points to
fertile adj.能繁殖的/insider n.内部的人 知道内情的人 权威人士/insider trading <财经>内幕交易 内线交易(由于取得内幕消息 所进行交易以赚取利益 为非法之交易)
white-out n.白雪修正液 立可白
(Ross enters.)
Monica: Ohh! Did you do what I said? Did-did-did you tell her?
Ross: I did.
Monica: And well, what did she say?
Ross: Thank you.
Monica: Oh, you’re totally welcome! What’d she say?
Ross: She said, “Thank you.” I said, “I love you.” And she said, “Thank you.”
Joey: Yeah, what were you trying to get her to do?!
Ross: What do I do now现在我该怎么办?
Joey: You play hard to get.
play hard to get<口>故意装出难以接近的样子(以鼓励对方作进一步追求)
Ross: She already lives in
Joey: Then you go to
Monica: It is not over! You’re over!
Monica: You know!
Monica: It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldn’t, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! (Tries to push Ross out the door.)
push sb out v.把…推出去
Ross: Okay! Okay! But if she doesn’t call, it is definitely over! No, wait. Wait. Unless, eventually, I call her, y’know just to she what’s going on, and, and she says she’ll call me back, but then she doesn’t. Then it’s over.
(Joey holds his fist up, and
Joey: Way to be strong, man!
(Ross leaves, and after the door closes, Joey gives him the loser sign.)
loser sign
[Scene:
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Well, so, why don’t you just turn it off?
Rachel: Yeah, but that’s not what you’d go by.
go by v.凭…判断
Joey：Look, I’m going to have a kid someday. Okay? And someday that kid is going to ask me if I ever turned off free porn.I don’t wanna have to tell him that I did.
Monica: Did you ever asked you dad that?
Joey：I don’t want to talk about it.
Phoebe: (entering carrying a case) Ooh, good, you’re here! Okay.
Monica: Hey!
Phoebe: Hi!
Rachel: Well, what-what‘cha got there?
Phoebe: Oh this, well I’m glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, don’t you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what you’re thinking…
remove vt.移动 搬开 调动/tin can n.锡罐/steak n.牛排
slay v.<书>杀 杀死 宰杀 杀害
Monica: Phoebe, they didn’t make you pay for those knives, did they?
Phoebe: No!
Monica: Are you sure?
Phoebe: No!
Rachel: Honey, you’re not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.
Phoebe: No-no, I know that, but I just have to make enough money for the second part of my plan.
Phoebe: My Saturn dealership.
Saturn n. <商>杀草丹 稻草完(农业用品)/dealership n.代理权 经销权
[Scene: Ross’s bedroom, he has fallen asleep waiting for Emily to call. He is awaken by the phone.]
Ross: (Answers the phone.) Hello?
Emily: Ross.
Ross: Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?
Emily: It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things.
dreadful adj.可怕的 <口>讨厌的
Ross: No, no, that-that, that’s all right. Umm, I’m just glad you called.
Emily: Ross umm, there’s something that I’ve got to tell you, there’s-there’s someone else.
Ross: Does that mean the same thing in
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm,
relate…to… vt.讲 叙述
Ross: She doesn’t know which one of us she wants, me or this Colin guy.So I told her when she figures it out, give me a call. Maybe I’ll still be around.
Monica: But it was so right原本好好的.This isn’t how it’s supposed to go, there can’t be another guy.
Ross: Well…
Monica: Of course there’s another guy!! This is even more perfect! Now you have to prove your love!
Ross: I’m not proving anything. Okay, I’m done listening to you我不会再听你的了. If I hadn’t let you talk me into going to the airport in the first place, I never would’ve put my fist through the wall!
Ross: No, I missed and hit the door. But, it opened really hard!
Monica: You have to go to
Ross: What?
Monica: Yeah, you have to go fight for her!
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, that makes sense.Yeah.‘Cause you already told her you love her and she didn’t say it back, then she called you and told you that there’s another guy, so yeah, go to
Monica: When Rachel was with Paulo, what did you do?
Ross: I made fun of his accent.
make fun of v.取笑
Monica: You sat back and let him have her, you didn’t fight at all. Am I right?
Ross: I just told you, I made fun of him behind his back.
behind one’s back adv.在某人之背后
Monica: Do you want the same thing to happen with Emily?
Ross: No.
Monica: All right then, go fight for her!wow!
Joey：It’s like a snake pit.
snake pit n.疯人院 蛇窖/pit n.矿坑 煤矿 窑(如石灰窑)
Monica: That could be you and Emily! (Points to the TV) That, but-but nicer. Just, go to
Ross: Really?
Monica: Come on! Surprise her! Show up at her doorstep! Don’t let her go without a fight!
doorstep n.门阶
Ross: All right. All right, I’m gonna do it!
Monica: All right.
Ross: I’m gonna, I’m gonna go to
Monica: Okay, good luck!
(Ross starts to leave.)
Joey: Ross! Ross! If you’re going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? (
[Scene:
Rachel: Hey!
Phoebe: Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! I’m gonna open up my own massage place and Frank’s gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesn’t have to quit school!
Monica: That’s sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?
Rachel: Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised…
catering n.承办酒席
Phoebe: I’m telling it! I’m telling it!
Rachel: Okay.
Phoebe: Okay. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to help them relax so I just figured we could combine the two, okay, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what I’ve got?
transportation <美>运输工具;交通车辆/fix up v.修理/bolt v.闩住 用螺栓固定
Phoebe: No! Think about it, it’s a taxi that people take when they need to relax, it’s…
Rachel: (interrupting) Relaxi-Taxi!
Phoebe: The name was my favourite part!
Rachel: Well, well I can up with it!
Phoebe: YOU DID NOT!!!! Oh! No! You came up with Relaxi Cab! That’s not good.
Rachel: Well, I…
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Monica: Hello.
Ross: (on phone) Hey.
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, are you in
[Cut to Ross in one of those British phone booths.]
phone booth n.电话亭
Ross: No, because she hasn’t come home yet. And she hasn’t been home all night! She’s obviously staying with that other guy, and I’m the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment!
moron n.<口>低能者 笨人 <医>痴愚者(指智商在50-70之间的成年人)
Monica: What was that?
Ross: I just put my fist through another wall.Tell the guys.
Monica: All right. When is, when is the next flight out?
Ross: About four hours.
Monica: Okay, just stay there a couple more hours and if she doesn’t show up by then, then just come on home. There’s a girl at the restaurant that would be perfect for you.
by then adv.到那时侯
Phoebe: Hey, tell him about Relaxi-Taxi, and-and ask him if he thinks that’s better than Relaxi Cab.
Rachel: Okay, it’s not Relaxi Cab. It’s Relaxicab, like taxicab.
Phoebe: Oh, that is better.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm,
Joey: No.
(There is a knock on the door and
Monica: What are you doing here? You can’t be here!
Emily: I’ve uh, I’ve come to talk to Ross.
(She sets her bag down on the foosball table and Joey sees the Toblerone bar sticking out of it and gazes longingly at it.)
stick out v.伸出/gaze at v.盯住/longingly adv.渴望地
Emily: What?
Joey: (pause) Nothing. No, nothing.
Emily: I was going to call him, but…
Monica: Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! (Points at
Emily: I’d really rather talk to him.
Monica: Oh.
Emily: I uh, I’ve been to his apartment and he wasn’t there, and uh. I need to talk to him, so do you have any idea where he is?
[Cut to
clarity n.清楚 透明/anyhow adv.总之/look around v.到处寻找/in the meantime adv.同时 在…期间/answering machine n.电话答录机
Emily: Ross, are you there? Ross, I don’t know if you can hear this but… (Ross has moved to the window, apparently so that he can hear better.) I’m gonna talk anyway, uh, I’m in the States with you sister and your friends and it’s all over with Colin.I came here to tell you that, and to tell you—Yes, Joey you can have all the chocolate you want, just take it! Uh, I came here to tell you that I love you.
Ross: (yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to
Emily: I wish I could know if you’d heard any of that. I suppose I’ve either just told you I love you or given my neighbours a good laugh. Mrs. Newman if you’re listening, bugger off this is none of your business. I suppose there’s not much chance you did heard that, and there’s the call waiting so, I should go. Oh well. (Answers the call waiting.) Hello.
bugger off<英俚>走开 离开
Ross: Hi.
Emily: Ross, I love you!
Ross: Ohh! Thank you.
CLOSING CREDITS
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm,
Joey: Hey.
teller n.(银行)出纳员/vault n.(银行等的)金库房 贵重物品保管库
Joey: Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza delivery guy come over, gives me the pizza, takes the money, and leaves!
pizza delivery guy
Joey: Noo! Nothing!
Joey: I think you’re right.
(Goes over and picks up the remote.)
Joey: One.
Both: Three.
(
Joey: That’s kinda nice.
relief n.(痛苦等的)减轻 (债务等的)免除
Joey: Yeah.
(Pause.)
Joey: Yeah.
(
Joey: Yeah!!
(In the hospital)
The Doctor：There’s one, two and three.
Alice：Oh, my God.
Frank：That’s so beautiful.Oh, man.
Alice：I can’t believe it.
Phoebe: I know.I like the middle one the best.Don’t worry, I won’t let the other two know.
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